John Lennon Is The Boy In Nowhere Boy

November 3, 2009 by K.W. · Leave a Comment
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I guess this poster symbolizes John walking into bright stardom and all the facets of his young life are just worthless drawings. Too bad the poster makes it look like a Jared Hess movie.

Nowhere Boy - Official Trailer The trailer for Nowhere Boy,  a biopic about the teenage years of John Lennon, recently premiered at the London Film Festival. The film is based on a book by Lennon's half-sister, Julia Baird, entitled: Imagine This: Growing Up With My Brother John Lennon. The film was shot in Liverpool and details Lennon's early life as he is being raised by his Aunt Mimi (Kristen Scott Thomas) and his own mother, Julia (not his sister, you weird, freak-o). In the trailer, you see some shouting (Aunt Mimi yelling at John), pouting (John trying...

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Avatar: The Last Cameron Bender

October 29, 2009 by K.W. · Leave a Comment
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Finally...the true story of the mythical being that created the Papyrus font.

When news came out that James Cameron was working on a movie called Avatar, I was excited to hear the news, but I didn't actually do any research into what the film was going to be about. I merely saw the title "Avatar" and assumed that it was going to be based on Avatar: The Last Air Bender. Boy, was I wrong. Because instead of James Cameron directing The Last Airbender, M. Night Shyamalan is directing instead. Shyamalan made The Happening. And that was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. When I went to the theaters to see...

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50 Cent Makes a Movie, I Laugh

October 29, 2009 by K.W. · Leave a Comment
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Fiddy Bravely Chronicles His Battle With Leprosy On His New Album Cover

I never thought I'd say this, but 50 Cent should start rapping more often. Dude's got a new album AND movie coming out, with both titled Before I Self Destruct. I say he should start rapping more,  because the movie he's putting out looks like he shot it over the course of one weekend in Baltimore. I also say it because he still needs to get better at being an MC. A lot of the time I just wonder whether or not a drunk homeless man stumbled into the studio and slurred some words into the microphone, making it hard...

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