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Modern American civilization offers every human being an equal and deserved opportunity to be trampled by capitalism's giant golf cleat wearing foot. With soul-crushing experiences and mind-numbing moments occurring at least once a day in the average American's life, something must be done to relieve us of the persistent thought of "how and when am I going to die?" And in order to remedy such poor days and thoughts, we are placated with a barrage of music, movies, books and video games. And booze. Don't forget booze. They've been chucking that stuff at us for years. Write that down in...

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