The Bruce Campbell’s Soup Company Presents…

June 23, 2010 by K.W. · 2 Comments
Filed under: Art, Humor, Movies, Television 
Cream of Darkness Soup

...FOUR NEW FLAVORS!!! After seeing it from SCI FI Wire, I thought it was pretty cool, so I couldn't go without re-posting. But apparently, yesterday was Bruce Campbell's birthday. This is relevant to me because my teenage years were chock-full of Bruce Campbell's films and TV shows. Strangely enough, most people still know him as Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy, but the man has done a great deal of film and television work, most recently playing Sam...

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Anna Hurley Wants To Help Publish Your Novel

June 21, 2010 by K.W. · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Books, Humor, Literature 
Are You Absolutely, Positively and Wholeheartedly Ready to Publish Your Novel?

Finished that novel you've been working on for the past seventeen years? I know I haven't. But since you think you have finished yours, designer, Anna Hurley, wants to make sure that it's completely finished and fit for print. Hurley created the poster for 826 National, the non-profit, multi-city publishing and tutoring organization spawned from Dave Eggers' 826 Valencia in San Francisco and all proceeds go directly to the organization. The poster is printed on thick card...

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Someone Should Buy This Game Show Idea

November 6, 2009 by K.W. · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Television 
I honestly wouldn't be able to tell if that's a man or woman.

While whittling away at my sad existence, my brain barfed up a possibly lucrative television idea. Mind you, this idea is a game show. Now that I've told you that it's a game show, a few credibility points have been lost, but you have to hear me out. The game show would be called Dear Sir, Dear Madame. The way in which the show works is this: Two contestants compete in head-to head exercises of gender identification. There are 3 rounds, not including the ever-important lightning round. Round 1 is a very straight-forward round. The contestants are shown a picture of...

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Zombieland Is A Good Movie

October 11, 2009 by K.W. · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Movies 
If only this were a planetary sphere in Super Mario Galaxy...

When faced with the critical decision of whether to see some moving pictures about couples retreating together or Chris Rock talking about hair follicles, I decided that good 'ol gory zombie glory from the previous weekend would solve the dilemma. Zombieland hit the spot juhhhhhhhhst right. It's interesting to note that this new sub-genre of zombie-comedy is starting to get popular for some reason. I mean, Shaun of the Dead was great in its own right, but after that, I thought it would be...about it. Right? Wrong. It seems as if we've entered this kind of "Zombie Renaissance" with popular culture...

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While Not Drudging Through A Meaningless Job-Related Existence…

October 11, 2009 by K.W. · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Television 
Yes, life can be summed up as a digitized void of shiny fecal matter.

...I watch The IT Crowd! If you haven't heard/seen Graham Linehan's The IT Crowd, then I sincerely suggest you swallow its hilarity through your brain-mouth immediately. If you have heard/seen it, then yes, I know, I am behind on a lot of the current trends of life and deserve to have my head snugged into a vice and my body strapped to a chair, being forced to constantly watch almost every relevant creation in the visual medium possible รก la A Clockwork Orange. The show is surreal British humo(u)r at its finest. The show's main characters, Roy (Chris O'Dowd), Moss...

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