Pardon Me

Apologies are due for my unannounced hiatus, as I have written nothing for Jerkburger in over two months. I apologize to my readers and supporters for the unannounced break from daily updates. I stopped writing for a bit to do some real soul-searching. In this rumination on life, love, and loss, I've come to realize a few things: Sand cannot be substituted for salt in recipes. Shouting "SNIKT!" and clenching one's fists will not cause adamantium claws to protrude from their knuckles. However, it will attract disdainful looks while waiting to check out at a grocery store. Philanthropy is not a religion dedicated to...

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