How Does He Even Use That Fourth Claw?
Is that what it's really come to? Wolverine's greatest enemy doubles his size and gets one more awkward claw on each hand? I just imagine that the extra claw would kind of get in the way of the other three claws when he makes a fist, and the claws would make a sad, tiny clinking sound each time. Wouldn't you...
How This Post Was One
Modern American civilization offers every human being an equal and deserved opportunity to be trampled by capitalism's giant golf cleat wearing foot. With soul-crushing experiences and mind-numbing moments occurring at least once a day in the average American's life, something must be done to relieve us of the persistent thought of "how and when am I going to die?" And in order to remedy such poor days and thoughts, we are placated with a barrage of music, movies, books and video games. And booze. Don't forget booze. They've been chucking that stuff at us for years. Write that down in...




