50 Cent Makes a Movie, I Laugh

Fiddy Bravely Chronicles His Battle With Leprosy On His New Album Cover

I never thought I’d say this, but 50 Cent should start rapping more often. Dude’s got a new album AND movie coming out, with both titled Before I Self Destruct. I say he should start rapping more,  because the movie he’s putting out looks like he shot it over the course of one weekend in Baltimore. I also say it because he still needs to get better at being an MC. A lot of the time I just wonder whether or not a drunk homeless man stumbled into the studio and slurred some words into the microphone, making it hard to discern which vocal track was actually 50′s or the homeless man’s.

But, yeah. You’re right. This IS kind of like the time he did this before by putting out Get Rich or Die Trying as an album and movie. But here’s the twist, film fans…this time, Fiddy not only acts in the damn thing, but he DIRECTED it, too! Now you can receive the full scope of Fiddy’s vision of what it’s like to be a man that is subject to spontaneous combustion.

With Fiddy putting out vitamin water that contains high fructose corn syrup, body spray that probably smells like a dude’s taint, a clothing line like every other rapper alive, and rapping on mediocre albums while also starring in sub-par films, Mr. Cent can now add a page break to his resumé in order to fit in, “Turd-Like Director” onto the next sheet.

Before I Self Destruct – Official Movie Trailer on YouTube

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